This game is simple, insert a coin, or anything else into the vending machine, and the next poster will determine what you get, be it good, bad, or disgusting! Here is an example:

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Poster 1: *inserts coin*

Poster 2: You get a bucket!
*inserts coin, this is still Poster 2!*

Poster 1: WTF A BUCKET??/// U GETZ A BOMB LOLOLOLO
*inserts coin*

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Thus, the vicious circle continues. I'll start, so the second poster chooses what I get!

*inserts coin*

You get a pair of free tonga panties from Victoria's Secret! :3 Go you!

-inserts coin-

You get all my hair that I lost when I got my hair cut earlier! How lucky.

Now what am I supposed to do with these panties?

*inserts panties into the machine*

You get a limitted edition hentai yuri magazine, pack filled with RingoxSimca action! You nasty pervert. ^_^

-inserts...hair?-

You get an Agito Plushie! How adorable/creepy!

Now what's this magazine?

*opens the yuri magazine, and gets a huge nose bleed after a few seconds, the blood ruining the magazine*

MY NOOOOOOOOOOOSE! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!

*nose bleeds into the machine*

You get Kazu's beanie! It looks a little dirty; looks like some vending machine worker had to claw for it...

Agito plushie! *O* OMG!! CUTTTTTTTEEEEE! -sleeps with it, bathes with it, reads it stories, eats with it-

-inserts a pickle-

You get Ine's saggin' boobs, "cow-tongue" and granny wrinkles stuck permanently in your thought-stream as well as Sakanako's horrible singing of "We Belong To The Sea - Aqua" for an entire month. That's Etsuko's form of revenge. NOW GIVE ME MY PLUSHIE BACK! >=O


-inserts revenge-

You get a poster of Takeshiro screaming "Vengeance be mine!" Lame!

And I'm outta coins, and this beanie is nasty...

*Falcon Punches machine*

Kazu jumps out of the machine and steals his beanie back! Too bad...

-inserts banana-

You get attacked by monkies! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Still out of coins...

*sticks tongue into machine, and gets stuck*

You get... a soda! Wow.


-inserts fish-

You get a cheese-burger! U CNA HAZ CHEESEBURGER!1

*drinks soda, and inserts dirty sock*

You get a lifetime supply of gum! Woo-hoo!


*inserts empty can of Dr. Pepper*

You get a recording of a little boy about 3 feet tall playing "Lightly Row" on the world's smallest violin. ^o^ SQQQQQRAWAAAWKKKK.

-inserts more revenge, hoping for an Agito plushie-